Love vs. Control

"Usually when someone loves someone, they love them alive."
-Jeni Fehr, commenting on "Porphyria's Lover" by Robert Browning

Felicia, on Yeoman

"Oh you remember him. He's the nut-faced green guy."

Life according to Jim

"Micah, you need to give Ben the biggest wedgie of his entire life."
-On trying to decide how to get the last team member through the rope web

"Eww, gross! Oh sorry, I just read ahead."
-Comments on the fate of the knight in the Wife of Bath's tale

I love you David, but would you please hurry up?

Ben Cooper, a Senior, was working on a project for my class with three of his friends. David was taking notes of everything while Ben just wanted to start practicing. You have to understand, these two are best friends and crazy as anything. Just to give you an insight - they were practicing a skit called "Battle of the Bards" which ended with David hitting Ben with a stool to win. :)

Tony, on the tips received from massages

"Roxy, it pays to be ridiculously good-looking."

Inquisitive children are just like flowers . . .

"After they bloom they start to rot."
- Carlos Mojica

On Fire

"Crystal, you are ON FIRE tonight!"

"yeah, it just took me awhile to get warmed up."

Not school related

"Hang on, chicken calls"

Kimber on iChat

Even teachers can have enough

"I just want to say, 'Why don't you ask a classmate so I don't yell at
you.'"

"I can't help you any more, go ask your mother."

These both came from different elementary teachers - it just goes to
show, life is never easy!

Red Eyes, Red Eyes

I don't know how else to describe this. Daniel Elliott had a serious
eye injury during last weeks basketball game. He is being treated, but
the eye is VERY red. It looks almost like he has a red contact lens.
Anyway, today he was wearing his red uniform shirt and I overhear
Jennifer say, "Daniel, your shirt matches your eye."